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Vol. I · No. 251
Mon · 8 Jun
A Daily Lexicon of Trustworthy Data
The Lexicon

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offsite

/ˈɒf.saɪt/ - n.

1 [colloq.] The annual event where a year of deferred decisions is recast as a fresh set of priorities and deferred again, now with a venue.Keep. Punchy.This is the problem.

Working definition

2. A multi-day gathering held away from the workplace to set strategy, resolve tension, and produce decisions hard to reach in the daily flow.

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See also
  • alignmentThe state of having agreed on the word 'alignment.'
  • north starA fixed point chosen for navigation and consulted by no one steering. It is admired at the offsite and unreachable from the desk, which is rather the point of a star.
  • operating rhythmA schedule of recurring meetings mistaken for the work they were meant to coordinate. The rhythm is reliable; the operating is pending.
  • roadmapA map drawn for a vehicle that has not been built, on a road that resets each quarter. Everything important lives just past the visible horizon.