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Vol. I · No. 251
Mon · 8 Jun
A Daily Lexicon of Trustworthy Data
The Lexicon

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vanity funnel

/ˈvæn.ɪ.ti ˈfʌn.əl/ - n.

1 [colloq.] A funnel widened at the top until the conversion rate finally cleared the target.Keep. Punchy.This is the problem.

Working definition

2. A conversion funnel whose stages are defined to flatter the figure rather than to model the buyer.

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See also
  • benchmarkThe industry average chosen because the company was already above it.
  • key performance indicatorA number promoted to 'key' the quarter it finally looked good.
  • vanity metricA number that goes up to make a slide feel better and a quarter look busier.